Cover your mouth, ya jerk. Now, thanks to your complete lack of basic hygiene, I’ve gotta spend the next three days (the first three days of Spring, mind you) stuck on the couch with a box full of Kleenex and a jar full of Vicks VapoRub. Real cool.
You better watch your back, buddy…watch your back.
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