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Resolutions You Will Actually Follow.

By Elleelizabeth @elleelizabethh

resolutions you will actually follow.
with the new year right around the corner, it's time to start thinking about resolutions. i have never really picked a resolution myself but this year i want to find something that i know i will stick by. i haven't decided what yet but i have a few things in mind. the hardest part is sticking to it though. yesterday i was reading an article online where i came across some new year's resolutions that were cute and funny and i wanted to share them with all of you :)
Resolve to drink more wine.Stop thinking of it as "drinking the whole bottle" and start thinking of it as "getting all of the antioxidants."Resolve to stimulate the totally counts as the economy. Go ahead! Get the parka. Get six! They come in that many colors for a reason. Eat your heart out, Occupy movement.Resolve to be less selfish.There are only about 12 treadmills at your gym, and there are always at least 20 people who want to use them. Take one for the team: Stay home and eat pizza rolls!Resolve to obsess about bangs. Whether you have them and are forced to constantly maintain them, or you're simply obsessing about getting them, this is easy to do. Commit to emailing your best friend once a week with a picture of a different celebrity’s great-looking bangs, with subject lines like: "Yes? No??"Resolve to learn the Spanish word for ladle.It's cucharon! There! You're done.Resolve to use fewer industrial chemicals.You're not avoiding cleaning the toilet; you’re protecting the environment. There's probably a way to apply this philosophy to laundry and dusting too.Resolve to watch everything in your DVR.Don’t you hate it when people complain about falling behind on their DVR watching? Don’t be one of those people. - per
have you done new year's resolutions in past? have you actually followed through? what is your new year's resolution for the upcoming year?

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