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Remember When the Vampire Got Staked in the Bathtub in Lost Boys? Well, I’m Four Days Late And...

By Kmitrix @kmitrix

Remember when the vampire got staked in the bathtub in Lost Boys? Well, I’m four days late and it feels like I have a ticking bomb in my uterus. 

I’m not pregnant. Unless that 5 days of blood last month was actually some painless flesh wound in my vagina I wasn’t aware of. (Shut up. YOU try getting it on with any regularly with a baby staring at you in the crib at the end of the bed and your MIL across the hall). 

This irregularity is really a bitch. I used to be able to set my watch by my cycle. We’re going to try to make another gorgeous child this summer and I need this shit predictable. 


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