Quote of The Day!

From a rather nice older gentleman, who the public health nurse was helping get dressed so that he could be transported from his small apartment in an assisted living complex to the ER, after she pulled his underwear up a little too far... too fast:

"...Hey, take it easy there Miss! I'll have you know you just wrapped my balls around my tonsils!..."

She immediately apologized! I had to turn away, laughing so hard I ended up getting the hiccups of all things.
That's my kind of Geezer. (Hey, I'm going to be one too someday.) I wouldn't want them wrapped around my tonsils, either.
I love assisting older people, they often crack me up!
Gotta love the oldies that speak their mind.