Pills, Pills and More Pills: A Serious and Sometimes Humorous Look at Adherence

I have blogged extensively on the serious problem with adherence with oral cancer medications in past posts. Check out my interviews from ASH 2013 if you haven't seen them before.
Pills don't work if we don't take them.
Many factors play into how faithful we are about following our doctors' and pharmacists' orders.
Let me get personal.
I need to take way too many medications. And with way too many twists and turns in how they are taken.
It is so bad that when I travel, I carry a note from my doctor so I don't get stopped by security for all the pills and potions, many of which are unlabeled including the precious unmarked gray capsules that form my trial supply of ibrutinib.
How many pills do I take?
I take so many pills that I could skip breakfast and still have a full stomach.
How many pills do I take?
I take so many that the pharmacy asks me if want help carrying my prescriptions to the car.
How many pills do I take?
I take so many pills that I could reproduce Da Vinci's Last Supper with a weeks worth of the medicine in my bathroom.
OK, I am exaggerating, but you get the idea.
My carry on is mostly drugs, both my regular daily doses and my "just in case" meds.
Let's start with the "emergency" meds first.
I always travel with Levaquin for respiratory infections, Cipro for all other bacterial infections, and Tamiflu for influenza. These are like my talismans used to ward away the very infections they are designed to prevent. I cling to the magical thinking that if I bring them, they won't be needed, and if I don't, then watch out.
The magic has worked so far. My same old box of Tamiflu has been irradiated by airport security around the world 100s of times by now.
I may bring ginger and meclizine for nausea and also Imodium and Culturelle (a probiotic) for diarrhea when I travel to exotic lands, topical voltaren, arthritis-acetaminophen, Celebrex, and a few very old stronger pain pills just in case. Over the counter Pepogest (peppermint oil) is my go to for most GI issues.
I don't bring anything for sleep or anxiety. I am lucky that way.
I do bring herbal teas with mullein, slippery elm, and marshmallow root in case I get a sore throat or hoarse voice when I am scheduled to speak.
I pack several cold and allergy remedies too for my longer trips out of the country. Otherwise I can just buy them as needed.
I bring a whole different list of meds for my wife when she travels with me.
My regular daily meds overflow their AM and PM plastic pouches. And when I travel more that 10 days, I need large two pill cases. And I always take at least three extra days of everything.
Getting my meds ready for travel is a more time consuming, exacting and high stakes chore than packing my clothes or my paperwork.
At home or on the road, the daily routine is killer too. I am thankful that I don't take any mid day meds, but in the morning I have ibrutinib 1/2 hour before eating or taking all my other meds. Those include one that I must remember to take only three times a week and one sublingual that I wait to dissolve under my tongue just once a week, and finally one where my dose is variable depending on my activities that day. One must be taken daily after  the same meal daily. One is pill is cut in half and another one in quarters. This all takes a ton of time.
The cyclosporin that is a twice daily medication comes in a bulky thick foil individual wrapper that defies my feeble fingernails in their bumbling attempts to open the packaging, so I often need to cut out each individual capsule. But scissors are a no no in carry-on, so I always bring extra cyclosporin when I am on the road (or in the air)  in case I can't open some of the packets. And what's worse is that me being a vegan and having to gulp down so many capsules made with gelatin, an animal protein obtained by boiling skin, tendons, ligaments, and/or bones with water. 
I don't want to even think about it.
Another complication is that a couple of my regular supplements must live in the fridge. They get forgotten the most. (Left out in the cold)
Another is a tart and fizzy powder that is mixed with first hot water and then cold water, twice a day.
I haven't mentioned all the topical creams my dermatologist wants me to use and the ophthalmic ointment needed nightly to prevent painful corneal abrasions that I self apply with a mirror and a flashlight and that effectively blinds me throughout the whole night.
Until the parade of pills starts all over the next day.
We can understand why oncologist like infusions. They can be sure that the precious medication is delivered.
Still, I am grateful that these oral and self administered medications exist, that I have the insurance and resources to afford them, and the freedom and health to complain about the whole twice daily rigamarole.