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Petite Lap Giraffes

By Gerard @presurfer
Petite Lap Giraffes
From Sokoblovsky Farms in Russia:
Petite Lap Giraffes are very funny animal that require special care. They need lots of love. Hugs and kisses every day. Otherwise they make tears. Size: adult is 76 centimeters, baby is 15 centimeters tall.
Weight is 4.5kg unless the giraffe is fat cow then 5.44kg. Diet: distilled water and bonsai tree leaves. Petite Lap Giraffes love being indoors in filtered air conditioning. If they can listen to music of Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov it is dream.
Of course, this is either an April Fool's joke or a marketing campaign. I go for the latter since the domain petitelapgiraffe.com was registered a month ago by Grey Global Group, a New York Marketing firm.The Presurfer

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