One More Time This Year…deep Thoughts from the iY Generation!

“teenage girls with smartphones and social media are the world’s foremost experts on semantics, grammar, trend forecasting, and social philosophy“

Liberals’ Christmas edition of tolerance:

“then one foggy christmas eve santa came to say, “rudolph with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?” and rudolph was like, “actually no, i’ve been doing some reading and i realized i don’t need to be a cog in your capitalist machine. i know i have inherent worth despite being ostracized by my peers for my inability to conform. i’m going to go free the elf labor you’re exploiting, later bourgeois trash”

“Why do you say “socialism” isn’t that economic system? Well for the purposes of this blog I will use my own personal definition. Similar to how racism and sexism refer to discrimination on the grounds of race or sex, my definition of socialism refers to discrimination based upon the social personality type.”

“One thing I highly dislike about rightist rhetoric on leftist ideology is their focus upon on society vs individuality, but I would like to note that believing in a collective is not in opposition to individuality. The very fact that we are in constact contact with each other, have language, have knowledge, it is proof that we think with one another from the wisdom of our ancestors. It is the recognition that without the tools of the past, we would not have the society we have today, so we must continue building upon this. Free

education to help us all come to an understanding and build upon the societies of our history, free healthcare to insure that each person is not burdened with the pain of existence and harsh realities of biology that we have all worked together to end, and free necessities because we did not choose to exist, but we have the ability to provide for one another. It is after this point that we are individuals, and it is most ethical to do so.”

“birth control violates religious beliefs” yea ok but remember that thing called the separation of church and state”

“Men want to run the country, but they can’t tell the difference between a threatening form of harassment and a compliment.”

“Stop parents from emotionally manipulating their kids by saying things like “i buy your food and put clothes on your back” like you were the one who chose to have a kid shut ur fucking mouth

And just because they know better than you do:

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

1. That nudity is inherently sexual
2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
3. That yelling solves problems
4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
5. That age correlates to importance
6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
7. That the default for someone is straight or cisgender

And a magazine for you RWNJ white dads!

See also:

• The iY generation: I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry…
• More deep thoughts from the iY Generation…
• The iY Generation: I’m scared for our future…

DCG