Honest Abe
I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my “Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House.It contained: · An aspirin and a band-aid. · An ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker · A ‘Bush’s Fault’ yard sign · A ‘Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody’ poster · A ‘Tax the Rich’ banner · An application for unemployment and a free cellphone · An application for food stamps · A prayer rug · A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren Everything was made in “China” and all directions were in Spanish. Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.~Steve~ H/T Hujonwi
