George W. Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sit there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word is spoken.
The barbers are even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finish their shaves, the one who has Obama in his chair reaches for the aftershave. Obama quickly stops him, saying, “No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse.”
The second barber turns to Bush and says, “How about you sir?”
With a smile on his face, Bush replies, “Go ahead. My wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like!”
