New study finds doing studies decreases self-esteem. "I am garbage," one scientist said
— Nice Hippo (@NicestHippo) September 1, 2014
This Doc McStuffins' Furry Friends Corpse Cart is in bad taste pic.twitter.com/rYsmhefxyn
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) September 1, 2014
Trivia: The "key to the city" used to be an actual key that worked on every door in town so you could watch the townspeople people jack off
— jon hendren (@fart) September 4, 2014
The fastest way to make a man love you is to wear a pair of sexy, black crocs and river dance across his balls
— miss charades (@ShockTartBionic) September 4, 2014
Wanted: man to rub cream on my buttocks and upper thighs while singing Air Supply.
No weirdos.
— AngieDavisheartspeen (@Adar79Angie) September 9, 2014
