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New Year's Resolutions FAIL every year. So why do we keep making resolutions? I know this year will most likely not be any better than 2011. So Instead of listing all the wonderful things I should do to better myself and my life for 2012, I am going with a different kind of resolution list:
1. In 2012 I will not run for president. I know I said I would but I had been drinking. Sorry.
2. I will not give up my afternoon cocktails. No one would like me if I did. ;) Hell, I wouldn't like me if I did.
3. I will not watch any new 'reality' shows. I am stuck on all the "Real Housewives of.." and have no extra time in my day for anything else.
4. I will not win 'Mother of the Year'.. I love to embarrass my kids way to much. :)
5. And finally, I will not give up making voo-doo dolls of people who have gone out of their way to make my life miserable. Just sayin'...
