Debate Magazine

New Country Hit! The First Lady is a Man!

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

Listen to this brilliant song before YouTube pulls it.

Hilarious!

Here’s the lyrics (as best as I could manage):

Well, I’ve seen many things,
but one thing I don’t understand:
How can a lady be a man.

Well, I’ve seen those massive shoulders,
I’ve seen those huge biceps,
I’ve seen those bulging eyebrows,
and one thing I’ll never forget,
the First Lady is a man.

And what I mean is,
that’s a ___, man.

There are no pregnant photos.
the kids don’t look like either of them.
Those children, they’re adopted,
and that’s one hell of a man.

I mean,
What the hell of a man.
What the hell of a man.

Well, before this song is over,
there’s one thing I want you to remember:
Apples grow on trees,
not on women.
And so what’s a woman doing with that?

The First Lady is a man.
The First Lady ain’t no lady.
That’s a man.

That there’s a man.
Just let anybody tell you:
That ain’t no lady.
Barry, he calls him “Michael.”

H/t FOTM’s Dee

See also “Michelle Obama is a transexual?

~Eowyn


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