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Names I'd Like to Never Hear Again

Posted on the 26 December 2015 by Morage @kebmebms

Republican presidential candidates (top row L-R) Donald Trump, Jeb Bush, Scott Walker, Mike Huckabee, Ben Carson, (bottow row L-R) Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Rand Paul, Chris Christie and John Kasich. The candidates are ready for their first debate Thursday night.
Herewith, then, just that--a list of names of people and places I could go through the rest of a long, healthy, very happy life having never again heard.
Trump
Fiorina
Cruz
Paul (when preceded by Rand)
Rand (when preceded by Ayn)
Carson (when preceded by Ben)
Huckabee
Bush (absolutely, never again another Bush)
Christie
Walker (when preceded by Scott)
O'Reilly
Hannity
Rove
Murdoch (when preceded by Rupert)
Limbaugh (never again and it can't be soon enough)
Cheney
Ramadi
Mosul
Erbil
Falluja
Bagram
Kandahar (and let me be clear, I'm not an isolationist)
Wolfowitz
Ailes
Hutus
Tutsis
Netanyahu
Hitler (I mean, really)
Blunt (anyone from that Missouri, government-leeching family)
Reince (when used as a first name)
Preibus (when used as a surname)
McConnell (when preceded by Mitch)
I'm sure there are more but that's enough for now.
How about you? Any people or places you'd prefer to never hear about or from again?


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