Published with the permission of my anonymous friend. If you know Mr. Anonymous, please allow him to stay that way by not mentioning his name here or on any other social media platform where this post might appear.
Also, please - no bashing. This guy did his time and learned his lesson. Laughing your ass off, however, is acceptable. Gracias.
His son turned this into his teacher as a routine writing assignment:
"This weekend I saw the polar express movie.We got the big dinner box at pizza hut. it was fun my dad got out of jail and it"
"was his last week. This weekend was a blast. Soon it will be cristmas and I will spend time with my family."
Three things:
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Your kids will love you no matter what.
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Your kids will tell it all.
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Don't drink and drive.
"This weekend I saw the polar express movie.We got the big dinner box at pizza hut. it was fun my dad got out of jail and it"
"was his last week. This weekend was a blast. Soon it will be cristmas and I will spend time with my family."
Three things:
