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Mummy Why Are You Wearing A Nappy?

By Therealsupermum @TheRealSupermum

 

Sanitary towel Deutsch: Monatsbinde

Sanitary towel Deutsch: Monatsbinde (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

Exhausted after a long day of shopping and running around the garden with the kids I have just been for a long hot soak in the bath, yeah I wish. I had just to say dipped my little toe in the water when the door opened and Kia my 3 year old appeared.

Mummy” she says “I have something to tell you”

What’s that”? I ask

You smell”

You have to love kids

She asks to jump in with me, I make an excuse, the water is too hot, its the wrong time of the month and I don’t want to share the bath water with her. After a not so relaxing bath that consisted of her filling up her yellow tea pot and then tipping the water on my face, I got out.

I have my PJS and clean pants and a sanitary towel ready on the bed. I have not worn tampons since the birth of Kody almost 2 years ago. I have this fear of wearing a tampon and then coughing or sneezing and it shooting out. Yes I know, but after having 6 kids naturally honestly its a fear.

Normally I would go into the bathroom at this point, but Kia has her back to me while she is emptying the contents of my make up bag onto the floor. I decide to do a quick change, I place the sanitary towel inside my pants and quickly pull them on under my towel, job done.

That is until I stand up to pull on my PJ bottoms, Kia turns to see me standing in my pants.

Mummy, whats that”? She asks

What”? I say

Mummy why are you wearing a nappy”?

She can just to say see the white edges of the sanitary towel peeking out of my pants.

I am going to tell Lisa you wear nappies, nappies are for babies” she firmly tells me.

To my horror Lisa is her nursery school teacher and I am so thankful that she is not at nursery for 2 weeks due to the Easter holidays.


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