This is simply hilarious!
~Eowyn
Top 10 Things More Popular Than Obamacare
By Steve Deace for Conservative Action Alerts, Nov. 15, 2013
(Deace has a nationally distributed show on the Salem Radio Network)
The numbers are in, and they’re dismal.
The Obama Regime fell well short of its estimated enrollment numbers in Obamacare’s first official month. The White House was counting on about 495,000 selecting a marketplace plan, but of the over 846,000 people that accessed the Obamacare exchanges only 106,185 actually signed up.
But the number that really matters is 27,000. That’s how many people have actually paid for their Obamacare plans. When contrasted with the at least 5 million people that have lost their healthcare coverage, it’s clear that instead of curing the problem of uninsured Americans Obamacare is actually costing many more people their health coverage instead. Furthermore, when you consider the substantial political hit this fiasco has been to the Obama presidency for so little return on investment, Obamacare is on pace to become among the greatest presidential boondoggles in American history.
To put these paltry numbers in perspective, I have compiled a list of the top 10 things more popular than Obamacare.
10. More people have Gonorrhea than have Obamacare. Therefore, “the clap” is more popular than Obamacare.
9. Over 61 million more people have watched uber-annoying YouTube sensation Fred go grocery shopping than have Obamacare. Therefore, watching a nitwit in a screeching voice terrorize a local grocery store is more popular than Obamacare.
8. More people have purchased “anal bleaching” products than have Obamacare. Therefore, bleaching your backside is more popular than Obamacare.
7. At its peak, more people belonged to the Church of Satan in America than have Obamacare. Therefore, the devil is more popular than Obamacare.
6. Studies show more people eat their own boogers at least once a month than have Obamacare. Therefore, digesting your own snot on a regular basis is more popular than Obamacare.
5. More people voted for day-time shock/trash TV host Jerry Springer to be the mayor of Cincinnati than have Obamacare. Therefore, “Mayor Springer” is more popular than Obamacare.
4. There are more Muslim men forcibly married to underage girls than people who have Obamacare. Therefore, statutory rape in the Islamic world is more popular than Obamacare.
3. More people voted for actress/comedienne Roseanne Barr for president in 2012 than have Obamacare. Therefore, “President Roseanne” is more popular than Obamacare.
2. More people commit suicide each year than have Obamacare. Therefore, suicide is more popular than Obamacare, which ironically looks like a form of political suicide.
1. More people listen to my radio program each night then have enrolled in Obamacare. Therefore, I am more popular than Obamacare, which is a little bit like being the one-eyed man in the land of the blind.
