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Monkey Recruitment Agency

By Gerard @presurfer
Monkey Recruitment Agency
The Monkey Recruitment Agency will recruit special monkeys for individuals and employers.
Looking for a new employee? Got a vacancy you just can't fill? We will scour the world for a suitable monkey to meet your needs.
Just fill in the form with your requirements and we will find you a monkey matching your specification. To help us find the right monkey for you we need to know: 1) Your Name/Business. 2) The Job Title and ideally a description of what you want the monkey to do.
It's too expensive to send a monkey in the post, and in the past when we've given the monkey a bus ticket and a packed lunch they've eaten the bus ticket and rubbed the packed lunch all over their bottom. We won't be trying that again.
The Presurfer

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