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Monica’s Love Handles

Posted on the 29 August 2013 by Eowyn @DrEowyn

After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror and getting misty-eyed, remembering her time frolicking with Bill Clinton in the Oval Office.

Frustrated about her inability to lose weight, Monica became really depressed . . . .

In an act of sheer desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

She cries out: “God, if you take away my love handles, I’ll devote my life to you!”

And just like that, her ears fell off!

Bill Clinton

H/t FOTM’s very naughty Miss May



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