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Monday Funny!

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

This is the story of a young female college student flying in a two-seat airplane with just the pilot.

He had a heart attack and died. She, frantic, grabs the mike and calls out a May Day.

“May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don’t know how to fly.”

“Someone help me! Please help me!”

She then hears a voice on the radio saying: “This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I’ve had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm and everything will be fine!”

“Now give me your height and position.”

She then says, “I’m 5’4″ and I support Hillary.”


“OK” says the voice on the radio, “Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven,”

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