Overheard at our house...
Brunette Twin: "I cannot wait to go miniature golfing. Gramma should be good at it. You know why?"
Mom: "No, why?"
Brunette Twin: "Because she's miniature so she should be good at miniature golf."
Both girls start laughing.
For the record, Gramma wasn't so good at miniature golf. She did a respectable job, but being miniature didn't seem to be an advantage.