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Michael Obama’s Massive Trapezius Muscle

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

If you need more evidence that the mainstream media are corrupt political whores, here it is.

After 7+ years of Obama’s ruinous rule and his spouse’s countless vacations that cost already severely indebted America countless millions of dollars that we don’t have, Time magazine can still publish a fawning article with this nauseating title, “Everyone Is in Love With Michelle Obama’s Amazing Vera Wang Dress.”

The butt-kissing article is all about Mooch wearing a gown designed by Vera Wang for the state dinner for Chinese Communist president Xi Jinping. Most of the article consists of picture after picture of M.O., like this one:

Mooch in Vera Wang1

If Time magazine actually reported the truth, the headline instead should read:

Everyone Is Agog At Michael Obama’s New Wig That Only Half-Conceals His Massive Trapezius Muscles.

Here’s a close-up of Michael. His massive Trapezius muscle is circled in white:

Mooch in Vera Wang

From I Draw Fashion‘s tutorial on how to draw males and females

male vs. female trapezius muscle

Let’s remove race and athleticism as factors by comparing Mooch with tennis stars Venus and Serena Williams:

Comparing shoulders of Michelle Obama, Venus & Serena Williams

Venus and Serena Williams are professional athletes — tennis players with strong shoulders and arms — but they don’t have Mooch’s Trapezius muscle.

Michelle Obama is not a professional athlete, but “she” has shoulders wider than the Williams’ and bulky Trapezius muscles typical of males.

It doesn’t take a logician to arrive at the logical conclusion.

See also:

  • Michelle Obama is a transexual?
  • Where are Obama’s daughters’ baby pics and birth records?
  • Sightings of Michelle Obama in a swimsuit as rare as Big Foot’s

~Éowyn


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