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Meet Nano, a Transspecies Woman Who Says She’s a Cat

By Eowyn @DrEowyn


Nano is a 20-year-old Norwegian woman who claims she has a “genetic defect” because she was born the wrong species. You see, Nano is really a cat.

In an interview with reporter Silje Ese in a shopping mall, Nano walks around with an artificial white tail tucked inside her coat, and hisses at a passing dog.

Nano claims she can hear and see things that humans can’t, like the sound of keys clinking in people’s pockets, and seeing in the dark. She meows and purrs. She hates water, and “washes” her face with her hands in big pink mittens. At home, she walks around on all fours, sleeps in the sink and on windowsills.

Nano has a male friend named Svein who, although not born a cat like Nano, has multiple personalities, one of which is a cat. They meow at each other.

So, should society start calling Nano a cat and treat it as a cat?

Why not? She says she’s one!

Just as this male transvestite, with penis and testicles, says he’s really a woman.

Bruce call-me-Caitlyn Jenner

Why are we discriminating against Nano the transspecies, but go along with Caitlyn the transgender’s delusion? As Hillary Clinton says, “What difference does it make?”


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