'Love Hurts, Love Scars, Love Wounds...'
Being a rugged alpha male, I don't see the need to shave frequently and as a result, often sport heavy stubble. Mrs.B isn't a big fan of the gruff look and less so when I give her a hug and the hair supposedly 'pokes' her soft face. I figured after a year of marriage she'd get used to it but man was I wrong.
It was a few nights ago she asked me to close my eyes as she had a surprise for me. I wasn't sure what to expect, perhaps she donned her Indiana Jones costume and took care of that Bat! Or maybe she denounced all hand bags for eternity! I could hear her fiddling around in the cupboard before she made her way toward me. Suddenly she held my head in place and started rubbing my cheeks vigorously with some substance. After the initial shock, I realised she was sandpapering my face!!!!
Opening my eyes, I saw an evil smile across her tiny, pseudo asian face and she said;
'See what it feels like mofo?'
Marriage Tip No. 44:Love Hurts, Love Scars, Love Wounds...
Welcome to our coarse married life!
