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Long-haired Maggot-infested Welfare Parasite Turns Down $80,000/yr Job

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

Take a good look at the pic below:

Welfare slug Jason Greenslate

Welfare slug Jason Greenslate

His name is Jason Greenslate and a real-life exemplar of what Rush Limbaugh calls the “long-haired maggot-infested dope-smoking” carbuncles infesting America.

Greenslate is 29 years old, able-bodied, and is on welfare.

But he’s no ordinary welfare parasite.

When was the last time you had lobster for dinner?

Well, here’s news to all you suckers who still pay federal income taxes: Greenslate buys LOBSTERS with food stamps your hard-earned dollars.

Greenslate is a California surfer and rocker. He signed up for SNAP (Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program), i.e., food stamps, and receives $200 dollars a month in taxpayer money for food.

Why does he qualify for SNAP? As Greenslate put it simply, “I don’t got a paycheck coming in, so I qualify.”

All he has to do is provide his birth certificate and Social Security card and fill out a form once a year.

The parasite recently was interviewed on Sean Hannity, and turned down Hannity’s offer to help him find a paying job. Here’s the account on Fox News Insider, March 13, 2014:

Wearing sunglasses and smoking an electronic cigarette on set, Greenslate told Hannity that he hasn’t worked in a year for pay, but that he considers his band practice his job. 

Hannity pointed out that Greenslate rides around in a Cadillac Escalade and frequents strip clubs, all while receiving government assistance and not working at a job that actually pays. 

When Hannity asked Greenslate who he thinks pays for his food stamps and free health care, Greenslate said, “Government, taxes, us, the people.”

“Not you, because you’re not paying taxes,” Hannity responded.

Hannity went on to point out that nearly 60 cents out of every working Californian’s dollar goes to taxes. “You’re taking their money and you just don’t seem to care,” Hannity said.

“Who says I don’t care?” Greenslate asked, adding that he was “thankful.”

“I want to thank the United States of America, and the situation — the way things are set up,” said Greenslate.

Hannity concluded by asking Greenslate, “If I could get you a job that would pay you $80,000 a year driving a truck in North Dakota, would you take it?” 

“No,” Greenslate replied. 

Not only is Greenslate a lazy greedy welfare bum, he’s also crafty. The address for him on 4 people search engines is a P.O. address:

PO Box 2569, La Jolla, CA 92038

The addresses for his relatives — Jimmy Leroy Greenslate, 78; Carolyn Ila Greenslate, 77; Kevin Greenslate, 55; Barry Greenslate, 52 — are either the same P O box adrress or absent.

The long-haired maggot-infested welfare parasite is right on one thing:

In the end, it is THE GOVERNMENT — the POS in the White House, the useless millionaires in Congress, every 50 state governments — who make possible and are enabling this welfare abuse.

H/t The Economic Collapse and FOTM’s swampygirl


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