Teacher: How old is your father?
Johnny: 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Johnny: He became father only when I was born.
Teacher: Go to the map, Johnny, and find North America.
Johnny: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct! Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Johnny.
Teacher: Johnny, how do you spell ‘crocodile’?
Johnny: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that’s wrong.
Johnny: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Teacher: Johnny, what is the chemical formula for water?
Johnny: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Johnny: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
Teacher: Johnny, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Johnny: No, Ma’am. It’s the same dog.
Teacher: Johnny, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Johnny: A teacher?
H/t FOTM‘s CSM
~Eowyn
