We shudder to think what [a duck] hyped up on meth would do.
– Loretto Police Department
Art Neville, the eldest of New Orleans’ own Neville Brothers, died on Monday at the age of 81; like Dr. John, the Nevilles were more an institution than a mere band. This is my favorite of his songs, recorded with his band The Meters in 1975; you may also remember this hit about a New Orleans whore, which the Meters produced (along with Alan Toussaint) and were the backing band on. The links above it were provided by Mark Draughn, Franklin Harris, Jesse Walker, Emma Evans, David Wraith, and Brooke Magnanti, in that order.
- And it wasn’t in Florida.
- WTF is wrong with Florida?
- Everything old is new again.
- How do you like your hot dog?
- How much further can this go?
- Cops imagine tin talismans grant expertise in all fields.
From the Archives
- Whatever a sex worker does later, they’ll always be a whore to the media.
- Even a horrifying case like this doesn’t look like the “sex trafficking” myth.
- Campaigns against sex work are part of a war against all sexual behavior.
- Soi-disant ally thinks we’re childlike morons in need of licensed handlers.
- Disclaimers won’t stop charlatans from pretending this is “sex addiction”.
- “Trafficking is EVERYWHERE!” articles sound so tired & perfunctory now.
- Another case of state using sex work as “evidence” of mental disability.
- Even for the prohibitionist New York Times, this is pretty jaw-dropping.
- Critical thinking skills are not a prerequisite for passing medical school.
- Think I’m wrong about sex worker rights having passed the watershed?
- I’ve never seen anything raise support for sex workers like FOSTA has.
- The fanatically-prohibitionist Seattle Times again revisits the TRB raid.
- Only another month or so before the “creepy clown” hysteria returns!
- Another amateur profiting from sex workers while giving us nothing.
- Remember this when you hear pigs oinking about arresting “pimps”.
- A live-action version of that moronic “escape the pimp” video game.
- Another dumb, sensationalized article, now with added whorearchy.
- Just in case you forgot about the other sex workers Trump paid off.
- Picket-fence gays have become an active threat to sexual freedom.
- “Walk Free” got tired of its old wanking fantasy, so they inflated it.
- Why don’t actresses who play sex workers actually learn about us?
- What kind of “rescuers” lock the “victims” they “rescue” in a cage?
- This actually recognizes criminalization as a major cause of stress.
- Sex workers are fighting India’s terrible new “anti-trafficking” bill.
- Australian prohibitionists are just as vile as those in the US & UK.
- Get your kids into the facial recognition database before puberty!
- More insulting, patronizing, COAST-type “sex trafficking” bullshit.
- We certainly can’t have those dirty pedos not molesting children.
- Yellow journalists assist cops to protect and serve crime victims.
- Cops, Skynet, maps, rogue planets, June Foray and much more.
- I hope this finger-pointing keeps up until the hysteria implodes.
- The quaint non-“law enforcement” term for this is “blackmail”.
- “Repatriation” is the fashionable euphemism for “deportation”.
- Even by prohibitionist standards, this is hilariously hysterical.
- Judge rejects FOSTA challenge for bogus, cowardly reasons.
- Any internet-connected device can be used to spy on you.
- One wonders if this loon asks her vibrator for its consent.
- Agricultural workers are routinely harassed & even raped.
- A retrospective of my columns from July 2014 and 2015.
- Naturally, Cassandra McNeill was saying this years ago.
- Congress made a bizarre pro-FOSTA propaganda video.
- Another creepy cop entrapment & surveillance game.
- Another effect of France’s jihad against sex workers.
- Where does the phrase “turning tricks” come from?
- No doubt caused by the presence of corn and I-35.
- Cops, feminism, yoga, Jim Croce and much more.
- No cops. No cages. No shaming or brainwashing.
- I gave an interview to Dr. Heather Branstetter.
- A quiet week, a new phone and a blue rose.
- Lorelei, Ghost Rider and I visit Ireland.