If your dog gets aggressive, I’m going to shoot it. – “Officer” Keenan Wallace, referencing a 9# animal
Lovecraft-inspired pop culture stuff is often very gimmicky, but I quite enjoyed this little concerto inspired by “The Call of Cthulhu” (which was called to my attention by The H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society, natch). The links above it were provided by Tim Cushing, Scott Greenfield, Brooke Magnanti, Popehat, Mistress Matisse, and Jesse Walker.
- But for video.
- MUCH more of this, please.
- How a wealthy Florida man behaves.
- A primitive form of Keynesian economics.
- Disembodied feet of the Pacific Northwest.
- And now for something completely different: New Jersey man.
From the Archives
- “Rescuers” invariably want to push sex workers into menial crafting work.
- “Ally” parrots Swedish propaganda, pretends human rights are debatable.
- Amateurs: a menace to public health who should be licensed & regulated.
- I don’t think I‘ve ever seen the word “molest” used in this context before.
- Always good to see a sex worker run for office, especially when she wins.
- This will continue until people recognize that “filtering” is just censorship.
- How many fakumentaries there will be before “trafficking” hysteria ends?
- Florida “authorities” don’t think their magic posters cage enough people.
- Mistress Matisse offers advice on the “how do I find an escort” question.
- “We did not believe it should be legal for adults to have consensual sex.”
- Another court continues the trend of classifying strippers as employees.
- Fascism, futurism, progressivism, Florida, cops, celibacy & much more.
- It’s always “gangs”; women are too stupid to use AirBnB for ourselves.
- Pompous men taking it upon themselves to “disrupt” women’s income.
- Declare anything a “public health crisis” and it can be harassed at will.
- To hear these yo-yos ranting, you’d swear this film had magic powers.
- India eliminated high-denomination currency; guess who it hurt most?
- Gentrification is a common motivation for persecution of sex workers.
- 80% of all violence vs sex workers in Hong Kong is inflicted by cops.
- Is anything narrower and meaner than the mind of a prison official?
- The “sex trafficking” myth is rooted in Protestant Christian dogma.
- Pigs harass migrant sex workers no matter how they’re portrayed.
- “People who need money do lucrative work to get it!” is not news.
- The subjects of moral panics continually grow “worse than ever”.
- Propaganda for the rebranded “Operation Northern Spotlight”.
- My two previous columns for Epiphany (AKA Little Christmas).
- The primary customers for male sex robots will also be male.
- How many moronic prohibitionist plays can the market bear?
- I’m sure useful idiots will cheer this expansion of censorship.
- Cops, dates, partisans, childhood, rainbows and much more.
- If only amateurs realized how common this sort of thing is.
- In the US, she would’ve been arrested if she reported this.
- “Sex trafficking” hysteria is now almost pure self-parody.
- Losers try to cash in with debunked bullshit a year early.
- Enterprising pervert invents a spooge-squirting system.
- Slowly but surely, public opinion is turning in our favor.
- It’s so nice to watch them feeding on their own.
- Facebook can’t even follow its own “standards”.
- Tit-for-tat non-monogamy can never work.
- I’m afraid this might be too little, too late.
- Rapist cops of the week, 2017 and 2018.
- I meet a pro-decriminalization politician.
- What wonderful company the US is in!
- I head for Mexico with Lorelei Rivers.
- Hypocrisy, thy name is Washington.
- I’m sure he did it to “protect” them.
- In which I leave for my 2017 tour.
- A list of alternatives to Backpage.
- Another setback for due process.
- Cows still cause “sex trafficking”!
- The end of my annual reviews.
- Rapist judge of the week.
- Preparing for FOSTA.
- Whores of Yore.
- 2016 in review.
