I got a rock. – Charlie Brown
As usual, I don’t find any good Halloween videos until it’s too late to feature them before Halloween. I’ve actually featured this one before, back in 2012, but at that time it was only available on the Funny or Die site and couldn’t be embedded; thanks to Franklin Harris for bringing this YouTube copy to my attention. The links above it were provided by Tim Cushing, Popehat, Walter Olson, Nun Ya, Tim Cushing again and ACLU.
- As one does.
- What, again?
- Gotta catch ’em all.
- What could possibly go wrong?
- STOP CALLING THE FUCKING COPS!
From the Archives
- Woman-shaped toasters have no “moral code”; they are mindless objects.
- Watching “sex trafficking” hysteria spin out of control is deeply gratifying.
- Low-population states have the silliest supposed “gypsy whore” magnets.
- San Diego has become one of the US’s most corrupt pocket police states.
- How many hand jobs did these “heroes” get during their “investigation”?
- The age-old story of a mother refusing to accept her daughter’s choices.
- Cops, chickens, Dali, Fred Flintstone, Florida, monsters and much more.
- Criticize Playboy if you like, but it’s always been ahead on social issues.
- Do idiots who use the phrase “child rape” even remember being teens?
- Truth from a politician: rarer than an anti-prohibition stance in Ireland.
- Cops non-consensually use sex workers as props in wanking fantasies.
- When NPR questions “sex trafficking” hysteria, its days are numbered.
- Intelligence is not a prerequisite for public office or local news media.
- Conditioning kids to accept surveillance of every aspect of their lives.
- Why shouldn’t sex workers charge different prices for different acts?
- Some companies will destroy the internet for a business advantage.
- Crappy sci-fi TV show inspires pearl-clutching over a sex fantasy.
- I’m glad to see this dangerous placebo is flopping on the market.
- What’s “shocking” is most people’s ignorance about sex workers.
- The narrower the neck, the more “illegal” sex work there will be.
- When “child sex trafficking” really means “giving a friend a ride”.
- “Authorities” claim credit for streetwalkers shifting to online ads.
- Once Patreon caved to PayPal the first time, this was inevitable.
- “There was no evidence…[of] threat…or any form of…coercion…”
- Cops, skeletons, Louisiana, amateurs, Cthulhu and much more.
- Just in case you think being a “legal” sex worker protects you.
- Court rules that SAVE Act doesn’t apply to regular escort ads.
- Why do massage parlors bring puritans out of the woodwork?
- It’s good to see so many challenges to these medieval laws.
- Frankie Mullin on the then-recent Soho & Chinatown raids.
- Ugly regurgitated sexual fantasies from a sexual predator.
- Sadly nearing the end of the Great Clown Panic of 2016.
- Surveillance beyond the wildest dreams of the Stasi.
- Sweden is so liberal, so pro-social, so just and kind!
- The 2017 clown panic was extremely disappointing.
- Indefinite imprisonment without trial or sentence.
- We need anarchy to protect us from government.
- Like reading something from the 17th century.
- “Youth pastors” are nearly as bad as cops.
- Rapist cops of the week, 2016 and 2017.
- My two previous columns for Halloween.
- My birthday week, 2016 and 2017.
- So much for human uniqueness.
- Let’s play “count the idiocies”.
- You are going to die. Soon.
