I spent my life playing in pee. – David Wartinger
I must admit to having a soft spot for trivia geekery such as that displayed in this week’s video, provided by Kevin Wilson. The links above it were contributed by Scott Greenfield (“faking”), Tim Cushing (“sorry” and “ever”), Nun Ya (“protect” and “love”), Tushy Galore (“instead”), and Jason Kuznicki (“stones”).
- Stop faking!
- “Sorry I tased you.”
- To protect and serve.
- What real love looks like.
- Holy shit. NOT. FUCKING. EVER.
- What you can do instead of calling the cops.
- Because laws are more important than people.
- Roller coasters may help people with kidney stones.
From the Archives
- China & Vietnam recently abandoned coerced “re-education” for whores, but the US is embracing it.
- Sex work under “legalisation” is still conceived of as a crime for which the law makes allowances.
- If the campus rape rate were truly 1 in 5, no one would send his daughter to a coed university.
- Feinstein thinks the way to keep people “safe” is to spy on them & destroy their civil liberties.
- Anyone who thinks $250k a year is a huge amount for a small business is an ignoramus.
- Dr. Marty Klein at last makes public statement vs “sex trafficking” hysteria.
- Cops think tricking, raping & caging women is good way to “develop trust”.
- 90% of whores worldwide prefer to work illegally than submit to licensing.
- Unannounced intimidation visits from cops are so helpful to sex workers.
- Are politicians stupider than other people, or does it just seem that way?
- Another jurisdiction classifies women as passive objects without agency.
- Unlike US counterparts, Canadian media are not all politicians’ lap dogs.
- I’ll bet this delusional ignoramus thinks he’s being “fair” and “sensible”.
- How can I have a healthy relationship if I can’t trust men not to cheat?
- Peechington Marie on the lack of media concern for black sex workers.
- All it takes to be a “sex trafficking expert” is to lie with a straight face.
- Sex rays are so insidious they can even radiate from pieces of plastic.
- Much of the “sex trafficking” hysteria has descended into self-parody.
- Cops, TSA, cows, laws, potatoes, cigarettes, censorship & doughnuts.
- Are the sex rays produced by bestiality different from other sex rays?
- Nasty pest skitters out of its nest to vomit poison in others’ territory.
- The prohibitionist shitshow that is New York’s “sex trafficking court”.
- Symbiosis between government and big business is called “fascism”.
- I’m sick of being threatened with violence every time I turn around.
- Just in case you thought only American politicians were this foolish.
- But not, alas, despite the orders of Seoul’s masters in Washington.
- This is jaw-droppingly stupid even by Washington state standards.
- I recharge my super-batteries with wonder treats and super-sleep.
- Will Vice ever ditch the anti-whore bullshit and support our rights?
- A few tips to the media about how to ethically report on sex work.
- What would it matter if Farley’s latest nonsense claims were true?
- Glasgow is the center of official anti-whore sentiment in Scotland.
- A retrospective of my columns for September 2011 and 2012.
- How many moronic prohibitionist plays can the market bear?
- As is typical for outsiders, this reporter just doesn’t get it.
- Why can’t I get a girl by myself instead of paying for sex?
- The media attitude toward sex worker rights is changing.
- German prohibitionists are being given more airtime.
- Cop busted for dating a whore instead of raping her.
- “Authorities” have no idea how moronic they sound.
- Another monster who thinks whores are disposable.
- 7 famous people who did sex work in their youth.
- Have I told y’all yet today that I love Liz Brown?
- Goats, karma, cops, headlines and much more.
- Never call the cops for any reason whatsoever.
- It’s always nice to be backed up by academics.
- Cops charge “victims” with various sex crimes.
- Jillian Keenan is proving herself a worthy ally.
- Let’s hope we see many more cases like this.
- I hope this is available outside of India, too.
- We are living in the past of Fahrenheit 451.
- The internet allows extreme specialization.
- “Recovered” means “abducted and caged”.
- File this one under “100% predictable”.
- My first talk about traveling to Seattle.
- Somaly Mam’s comeback scheme.
- Another robber posing as a client.
- The deadly threat of underboob.
- A lawsuit against 8 Minutes.
- Rapist cop of the week.
- King of the hill!
- It’s growing!
