You couldn’t tell me if Peyton contacted Santa Claus or a terrorist, can you? Was it a bomb or a recipe for banana pudding? – Gibson Holladay
A taco restaurant decided to turn security camera footage of a robbery into a commercial, with hilarious results. The first two links above the video are from Nun Ya, the third from Jesse Walker and the fourth from Brooke Magnanti. I apologize for the short list this week; as I explained in Friday’s column, I was rather busy.
- Birds of a feather.
- Laws are more important than people.
- I’m holding out for my own action figure.
- Why human proofreaders are still important.
- Government is just a word for the things we choose to do together.
From the Archives
- St. Louis cops tell politicians that knife-wielding hookers who need to be gunned down in the street are among “the risks officers face every day”.
- Cops, creepypasta, headlines, overcriminalization, censorship, exploding vegetables & TSA propaganda.
- Supposed “sex slavery” decades in the past is unsupported by anything remotely resembling evidence.
- Tinder appears to be the new hub for aggressive moralists seeking to sexually shame others.
- The increasing grandiosity of the Bakken oil field subsection of “sex trafficking” mythology.
- Another good way to give lies weight in the public mind: embed them in an infographic.
- Anything written on a card held up by a po-faced person in a photo must be true.
- Blog debunking prohibitionist mythology makes it into the national media.
- Referring to the same old lies as “new statistics” is a pretty stupid move.
- Court frees woman convicted as whore for wearing high-heeled boots.
- Good takedown of a ridiculously mouth-foaming anti-whore screed.
- The most revealing look yet at New York’s “sex trafficking” courts.
- Only men are smart enough to “use the tools of modern business”.
- “If you don’t like that, perhaps having children is not a good idea.”
- A game whose developers want to promote empathy for whores.
- Apne Aap tries to lower the “average age of debut” myth to 11.
- Kevin Bales is completely bereft of the faculty of introspection.
- My two previous columns for Epiphany (AKA Little Christmas).
- Skepticism about “gypsy whores” becomes more widespread.
- Anti-sex crusader brags about ignoring sex worker activists.
- Terrorist toddlers, Garfunkel & Oates, headlines and cops.
- “5 Ways Life as a Prostitute is Nothing Like You Expect”
- Mira Sorvino fantasizes about 4-year-old “sex slaves”.
- More “sex trafficking” clownishness in North Dakota.
- He made sure we’ll never hear her side of the story.
- Duplicity in an ad for an “alternative” to labioplasty.
- How can you really make a covered blowjob work?
- Another vomiting out of evil, hysterical nonsense.
- Another attempt to criminalize “revenge porn”.
- Virginia politicians try to recriminalize oral sex.
- Texas has 25% of all “sex trafficking” victims!
- Russia bars transgender people from driving.
- The indispensable Wendy Lyon does it again.
- Another violent attack on a Baghdad brothel.
- The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
- Rapist cops of the week, 2014 and 2015.
- A short biography of Mandy Rice-Davies.
- Another serial killer preying on whores.
- What’s next after Bedford vs Canada?
- Shaking off learned helplessness.
- Another pre-Olympic sex purge.
- Cowboys4Angels is at it again.
- 2013 and 2014 in review.
- King of the hill!
