I am the Pope. – John Jonchuck
Regular readers have seen me feature several videos from Garfunkel & Oates; usually they sing about sex, but here are two about relationships (or more specifically, breakups). The second really isn’t even comical but rather a little sad, which is definitely a change of direction for them. The links above the first video are from Popehat, and those between the videos from Nun Ya, Radley Balko, Clarissa, Angela Keaton and Skye (in that order).
- UK unveils plan to spy on terrorist toddlers.
- Too horrible for a pithy tagline.
- Headline of the week.
- To protect and serve.
- Only cops can be trusted with guns.
- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
- To a cop, violence is an all-purpose solution.
- Crime: missed court date. Penalty: total destruction of family home.
From the Archives
- Nanotechnology, tyranny, Lovecraft, surveillance, libertarianism, cops, bogosity, censorship, Spirograph, dualism & Washington DC.
- Neofeminists aren’t concerned with “stereotyped gender roles” when it comes to “rescuing” sex workers.
- Cops, creepypasta, headlines, overcriminalization, censorship, exploding vegetables & TSA propaganda.
- Time glorifies the controlling behavior of a pathologically-entitled prude.
- Court frees woman convicted as whore for wearing high-heeled boots.
- This reaction to a terrible freak accident is, apparently, not a parody.
- Texas wants all sex work as dangerous as criminalized street work.
- Only men are smart enough to “use the tools of modern business”.
- “If you don’t like that, perhaps having children is not a good idea.”
- Antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea has become five times as common.
- Judge blocks law intended to ban inexpensive escort advertising.
- Foreign officials: pay your hookers! Hookers: collect in advance!
- Apparently, the average age of Xactware board members is 12.
- Apne Aap tries to lower the “average age of debut” myth to 11.
- Kevin Bales is completely bereft of the faculty of introspection.
- Skepticism about “gypsy whores” becomes more widespread.
- My two previous columns for Epiphany (AKA Little Christmas).
- Anti-sex crusader brags about ignoring sex worker activists.
- Politician accused of rape is beaten by a crowd of women.
- The problem with modern interpretations of Irene Adler.
- “For the children!” hysteria actually endangers children.
- Mira Sorvino fantasizes about 4-year-old “sex slaves”.
- More “sex trafficking” clownishness in North Dakota.
- A Swiss newspaper challenges “trafficking” hysteria.
- He made sure we’ll never hear her side of the story.
- Duplicity in an ad for an “alternative” to labioplasty.
- How can you really make a covered blowjob work?
- Another attempt to criminalize “revenge porn”.
- Virginia politicians try to recriminalize oral sex.
- The indispensable Wendy Lyon does it again.
- Texas has 25% of all “sex trafficking” victims!
- Another violent attack on a Baghdad brothel.
- Intra-family spying gets ever more intrusive.
- Language classes for Brazilian sex workers.
- The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
- The UK’s first brothel for disabled clients.
- Another serial killer preying on whores.
- What’s next after Bedford vs Canada?
- The truth about “The Truth About…”
- Rapist cops of two different weeks.
- The outing of Suzy Favor Hamilton.
- 2012 and 2013 in review.
- Bullshit! and Sex Power.
- Paypal is at it again.
- King of the hill!