There may be people who like centipedes. I have seen people handling tarantulas and scorpions, but never a centipede handler. Personally, I would regard such an individual with deep suspicion…If such a man exists, I say kill him without more ado. He is a traitor to the human race. – William S. Burroughs
The first video this week was contributed by Angela Keaton; it’s really the only important comment on Arab-Israeli hostilities you’ll ever need. The second video, and the links above the first, were provided by Jesse Walker, and the links between the videos by Korhomme (“buttocks”), Dave Barry (“recipe”), Saladin Ahmed (“Venn”), Michael Whiteacre (“accident”), Grace (“Nazca” and “dog”), Radley Balko (“satire” and “ticket”), Luscious Lani (“employee”), Cop Block (“police state”), Nun Ya (“rescue”), and Police Misconduct (“medal”).
- Headline translation: “Cops Charge More Arrestees With Assault“.
- I’m not quite this repulsed by them. But it’s close.
- Sinister buttocks.
- I want this recipe.
- Good utilization of space.
- Best Venn diagram of all time.
- He’s obviously just accident-prone.
- Previously-undiscovered Nazca lines!
- Too believable to be really good satire.
- Want an imaginative, dedicated employee? Hire this guy.
- Cop writes parking ticket before driver gets out to feed meter.
- That HPL really knows the eldritch secrets of a truly sick party.
- I’ll bet some of you still think “police state” is an exaggeration.
- Cop fails to murder dog, gets court order to murder her instead.
- Cop idea of “rescuing” a hostage includes murdering her husband.
- Cop celebrates medal by breaking into stranger’s apartment, beating her.
From the Archives
- Obviously nude pictures are far more dangerous to “children’s” lives than spending 20 years in prison.
- Cops, thieves, Gandhi, Hitler, lard, water, bureaucracy, Satanists and nuclear war.
- Never on Sunday, New Orleans, Pretty Baby and Taste the Blood of Dracula.
- Fanatics complain “authorities” don’t invent enough “trafficking victims”.
- Three generations of anti-whore propaganda are not quickly overcome.
- Dear prudish twit actresses: leave sex worker parts to grown women.
- Politicians want to destroy the internet to make life harder for whores.
- “He was so desperate for money he actually opened a legal business!”
- Politicians wasting other people’s money to fight a legal sex business.
- More sex≠better sex; underwear≠better sex; ignorance≠better sex…
- When a Japanese millionaire doesn’t look like a Japanese millionaire.
- Why are more female teachers getting involved with male students?
- Cats, cops, apes, TSA, free speech, prohibition, guitars and fascism.
- How to get free publicity by labeling your ad copy a “press release”.
- Norwegian study says that Swedish Model causes “sex trafficking”.
- “The House of the Rising Sun”, “Farewell to Storyville” and “Jacky”.
- Swedish Model proponents are NOT “sex industry lobby groups”.
- It’s hard to tell whether activists are winning ground or losing it.
- It’s time for humanity to grow up and set aside childish beliefs.
- Presumably, the cops wanted her to snitch on the girl instead.
- “Trafficking” means whatever its proponents want it to mean.
- Man argues it wasn’t a crime because he only raped a whore.
- Are some escorts starting to encrypt client communications?
- The weird situations that arise from sex work legalization.
- Prohibitionists “rescue” young sex workers into cages.
- I wonder how this would have turned out in America?
- An extended example of New Orleans’ “Yat” dialect.
- Another example of why legalization is a bad idea.
- Prohibitionists will say whatever they need to say.
- What if all workers were treated like sex workers?
- I trust the FBI even less than I trust Kristin Davis.
- Activists’ impressions of the Desiree conference.
- A historical version of “50 clients a night” idiocy.
- The new and improved version of the Mann Act.
- What the hell is going on in Washington state?
- Behold the lawhead psychosis in action.
- An editorial telling the truth about porn.
- Did the fake ad actually state “I am 13”?
- Chicks masturbating in MRI machines.
- A short glossary of terms I’ve coined.
- Politicians, hookers, yawns.
- Opium.
