Repetition is the death of magic. - Bill Watterson
What the hell is wrong with you, Internet? Halloween is less than two weeks away, and I’m seeing practically no good spooky links! The only one this time around is the first video, via Kevin Wilson; let’s get on the (eye)ball for next week, which is the last Links column before the big day! The (scary in a bad way) links before the first video are from Radley Balko, and those between the videos from Jesse Walker (“bus”), Nun Ya (“marmosets” & “bomb”), Everyday Whorephobia (“Texas”), Pastachips (“Denmark”), Mike Riggs (“Watterson”), Walter Olson (“Cumberbatch”), Jason Kuznicki (“pee”), ClarkHat (“stupidity” & “taboo”), John Stossel (“spending”), Jillian Keenan (“name map”), and Wendy Lyon (“Sweden”).
- Cops protest arrest of murderer cop ’cause it’ll discourage cop murders.
- If it had been a human instead of a squirrel, he’d still have his job.
- Isolated vocal tracks from pop songs.
- A surreal bus.
- Marmoset manners.
- The year in blasphemy.
- Texas cops tase drag queen to death.
- Not even the Danes understand Danish.
- Cops murder man for drinking milkshake.
- The first Bill Watterson interview in years.
- The Benedict Cumberbatch name generator.
- All mammals take the same amount of time to pee.
- Stupidity is one of the most powerful of all natural forces.
- What if a typical family spent like the US federal government?
- Autistic boy suspended from school for drawing a cartoon bomb.
- Animated map of most popular girls’ names in the US, 1960-2012.
- Swedish policewoman and dog prosecuted for assault on drunk man.
- Shamans purify well after tribesman dumps magical taboo liquid into it.
From the Archives
- Poe, chocolate, consequences, Monty Python, 6-word stories, lunch, eyeballs, roaches, drugs, beer, wine, Pokemon and the police state.
- As long as government actors have power over people, this will happen.
- Sex radiation is so dangerous, exposed students must be quarantined.
- Politician notices West is trying to “criminalize lust” after he’s charged.
- A badge turns armed robbery into “improper use of forfeiture funds”.
- Nairobi mayor threatens to arrest sex workers for doing as he says.
- Some sick people don’t think American prisons are bad enough yet.
- How is it that women can seemingly cut off their sex drives at will?
- Dr. Graham Ellison on the absurdity of the Swedish model.
- Developments in HIV prevention that some people dislike.
- Why do some people deny the existence of neofeminists?
- Sex trafficking victims enslaved by witchcraft and torture!
- Battle of the control freaks: abortion vs. “sex trafficking”.
- Accepting profile of a several San Francisco sex workers.
- Why I love autumn, and it’s a bad idea to ignore Nature.
- Prudes make an unnecessary Gardasil study necessary.
- Society’s galling denial of the necessity of sex workers.
- I really like this trend of brothels sponsoring things.
- A three-part horror tale for the Halloween season.
- Dr. Brooke Magnanti on “sex trafficking” hysteria.
- Zimbabwean lawyers support decriminalization.
- The multiplying cracks in the prohibitionist dam.
- Dr. Gad Saad on ludicrous tabula rasa notions.
- Vietnam ends “re-education” of sex workers.
- Why Obama was a civil liberties disaster.
- My first million.
