It’s that time again.
It’s the game that absolutely no one has been waiting for…Literary Would You Rather!
We’ve played this game before (like here, here, and here), so let’s give it a go again.
I ask the stupid questions. You give the smart answers. Or something like that.
Here we go:
1. Would you rather live in Stalinist Russia or actually live on an animal farm—like, not in a house or anything, but actually with the animals?
2. Would you rather read nothing but horror novels for the rest of your life or romance novels for the rest of your life?
3. Would you rather have to eat 10 hot dogs in one sitting or read Infinite Jest backwards?
4. Who would you rather have as a son: Holden Caulifield (The Catcher in the Rye) or Alex Delarge (A Clockwork Orange)?
5. Would you rather write a famous classic and have to give up reading literature forever, or write in obscurity while reading as much as you want?
6. Would you rather read exclusively on an e-reader or “read” (listen) exclusively to audio books?
That’s all for now. Thanks for playing.
I’ll give you my answers to these ridiculous questions on Monday!
