Information Overload

Information overloadMy personal blue screen of deathI'm suffering from knowledgitisAddicted to trivia as if it's crystal meth
My hands are shaking dailyAs I'm trudging round the internetBecause I've found some new conspiracyNot because of the porn on thehun.net
I know shit about stuffAnd stuff about shitAnd if I don't share this latest memeI'll be ridiculed by the Facebook fascists
Wikipedia, wiki-answersWiki-leaks, Wiki-dancersWiki-wontiWill he notConstrict the flow of falsehoodsHelp save my plot
I know to much About so littleThe man is winningAt confusing the issue
Misinformation sleeps with the truthConspiracy theory Burden of proof
Youtube tells me the government did itAnd on another channelAllah can fix it
BombsGunsRapeKittens
I have so much in my headYet so much more is written
I know more nowThan can ever be saidAnd yet I still manage to get the answers wrong
When I'm spaced out watching Eggheads