I’m literally the best male feminist. You want to break down patriarchy? I do it and I’ve been doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it well.
You wanna analyze the paradox of American society’s definition of masculinity? Nobody can live up to my expertise. I’ve read Michael Kimmel’s Guyland like 15 times.
My ability to recognize women’s oppression is gonna make you think I invited it. #shoutoutTreySongz.
I’m literally the LeBron of male feminists right now, dude. There’s really no competition. When I critique the male gaze in American cinema I always leave everyone in the conversation satisfied.
Not to mention, I have the chillest room setup. Mad Gloria Steniem and book hooks posters. Special edition…there’s only like 5 in the world.
Look, though. You might as well give up your male feminism game, dude. I got rid of my TV because I was so tired of misogynistic commercials. #thankyouHulu
It’s almost like I don’t even need to listen to chicks anymore. It’s sorta, like, “Yeah, you could talk, but I’m the best male feminist so I already know what you think.”
If I were going to be totally honest I’d say I’m actually the best feminist, period. But, you know, gotta be politically correct, or whatever.
I’ve defended the feminist perspective in like 30 YouTube comments sections. All these Men’s Rights Activists were like, “You don’t know what you’re talking about.” And I was like, “Of course, I effin’ know what I’m talking about, I’m the best male feminist.”
I’ve even held convos with multiple chicks at a time on how bystander intervention rests on the truths of rape culture on college campuses. Left ‘em all wanting more.
