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I Love a CLEAN House!

By Midlifemargaritas @mdlifemargarita
I know the economy is really tough right now but no matter how broke I am, I am NOT giving up my cleaning company! Frivolous you say? So what. You may think you clean your house till it sparkles but until you have the right cleaning people you do not know what clean really is. Between a husband who works outside a lot, two growing boys involved in sports and a dog that sheds enough to build several more dogs, I feel like I am forever cleaning and it always looks like I don't. Not to mention the sneezing every time I dust.
I don't use just any cleaning company. I have had hired the franchised cleaning companies in the past and while they start off doing a fantastic job, the eventually start to slack off. If you complain they will come back to make it right but who wants that? I mean if I complain that “cleaning Clara” missed the powder room, do you think she is going to come over to clean it and not steal 3 rolls of my toilet paper for revenge? I am sure she will be so thrilled that I complained that in the future she will use my toothbrush to scrub the toilet! No thanks.
I found the perfect cleaning folks. They have been cleaning my home for years. They charge the right price and leave me notes to change my filters and remind me when I need to change a light bulb or buy more garbage bags. They clean perfectly every time and I have never had to call them to come back. I call these ladies my cleaning fairies and my FRIENDS. They came just today and now instead of cleaning or picking up, I have all the time in the world to catch up on laundry. :)
If you are in the Raleigh area and would like the names of my cleaning fairies, email me!

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