I Don't Always Practice Writing Copy. But When I Do...

His blood smells like cologne.
He can speak French in Russian.
He's a lover not a fighter. But he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
He is the only man ever known to ace a Rorschach test.

If you were on this account, what kind of lines would you write?
It's a good exercise. In fact, I keep a document on my desktop where I write my own lines for him. Just for fun.
Am I going to send them to Euro RSCG? Nope. They wouldn't bother looking at them.
So why do I write them?
Because I'm a writer. And any writing I do makes me better. I don't have to use what I write for the act of writing to be useful.
So here's an open challenge: What would be your Most Interesting Man in the World lines?