Have you quit smoking and want to get started again? Or maybe you’ve never been a smoker, but want to give it a try. Well man, I’ve got some simple steps for you to follow and you’ll be smoking in no time!
Smoke if you got ‘em
- First things first. You gotta have a bad week with your wife and kids. You know how it is sometimes, everyone’s irritable and no one’s happy with anything anyone else does. One of those weeks.
- Go to work and watch one of your coworker buddies almost get his finger chopped off.
- In the same day at work, watch a coworker take a nail right into the knee cap. It’ll be graphic and very disturbing.
That should just about do it for you. You’ll be smoking again in no time!
Jokes aside, my buddy with the nail in his kneecap just put me over the edge. It was pretty bad. We all left the building and just sat out back. Smokers or not, everyone took a cigarette.
Too bad for me, the addiction thing picked back up. I’ll go on Chantix again and that should do it, just like last time!
