There are various sexual intercourse positions, the most familiar of which is the “missionary position.”
Betcha you’ve never heard of or practiced the “illegal alien position”!
An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.
“Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?,” he asks.
“$100,” she replies.
He says, “Do you do illegal immigrant style?”
Not knowing what illegal immigrant style is, the hooker says, “No.”
He: “But I’ll pay you $200 to do illegal immigrant style!”
“No,” she says.
“I pay you $300!”
“No,” she says.
“I pay you $400!”
“No.”
Finally, the persistent man says, “OK, I pay $1,000 to do illegal immigrant style!!!”
She thinks, “Well, I’ve been in the game for over 10 years now. I’ve had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could illegal immigrant style be?”
So she agrees and has sex with him.
Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to the man and says, “I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was OK. So, what exactly is illegal immigrant style?”
The illegal alien replies, “You send bill to Obama. Then he screw taxpayers.”
H/t FOTM’s Ken L.
~Eowyn
