It happens to the best of us. Let’s face it, when the washer makes that horrible kerrplunk sound you know your life is just about to get a whole lot more difficult. It’s even worse when you have a complacent landlord that’s married to his cousin (not that that’s relevant). Let’s dive in, shall we?
• You’re going to want liquid washing soap for this one, kids. None of that washing powder fluff that leaves everything looking like its got deodorant marks on it.
• Proceed to fill sink with scorching hot water. Don’t forget to plug the drain. Throw in some soap.
• Wash in this order: thongs, other underwear, socks, tops, shorts, trousers, etc. Small to large.
• Scrub smelly parts. Don’t pretend like you don’t know what I’m talking about. Don’t spend to much effort on the rest or you’ll be doing this all day.
• Rinse and repeat 3 to 4 times.
• Wring out.
• Hang on shower curtain rod. If you’re feeling adventurous you can even hang it outside in the sun. I did this but then it rained for 2 minutes and it got drenched.
… or so I thought.
