Good morning friends and happy FriYAY! I’m currently on my way to Chicago for the weekend and I am SO excited. We have so many exciting things planned including a blog conference, Lou Malnati’s, a photoshoot with a fab photog and more. EEK make sure you’re following me on Snapchat to catch it all!
But I had to share this little quiz/tag before I head out. My friend Whitney did it with her husband and I was curious to see if my husband knew as much as hers did. For real, her husband knew more than I did. I think everyone should do this with their spouses for 2 reasons: 1) because it’s funny and 2) to see if they listen when you talk!
So when I asked him what all of these things meant, here were his responses:
Bronzer: Stuff that you put on your face that gives you like, a tan look. I think you put it on your cheeks, maybe. To accentuate your cheek bones.
Blush: Umm, blush is like red or pink stuff that gives you that rosey cheek look.
Mascara: Makes your eyelashes look longer and bigger and whatever.
Eye liner: It’s like that little colored pencil thing that you like draw on your eyelid, like your eye. You outline it.
Strobing: Strobing, sounds like a sexual term.
Eye shadow: The stuff you put on your eyelids and it’s like, different colors. Like that commercial for Smokey Eyes or whatever.
Powder: I don’t know, it’s powder. It’s self-explanatory. You like dab it on your face.
Foundation: The base layer.
Concealer: It’s like a skin color so if you have acne you can cover it up.
Highlighter: A fluorescent marker used to highlight text books. (He was kidding) But it highlights something.
Setting Spray: So like a spray that you spray to like hold your makeup in place.
Contouring: Following the contours of your face, like your cheekbones and stuff.
Primer: When you paint you have to prime the walls so, it’s like a base coat of stuff that you put makeup onto.
Lip liner: You like outline your lips with it.
Brow pencil: Like a pencil you trace your eyebrow with.
Serum: I have no idea.
Cleanser: Face wash.
Micellar Water: Never heard of it.
Toner: I can totally see that you have a toner for Jessie. A musical boner. I have no idea what toner is.
Was this test hard? Yes.
Why? Cuz I’m a dude.
Now go ask your significant other these same questions and let me know how it goes. I don’t think reading these answers will ever get old!
