Here's What You Want for Valentine's Day

Whether you're making a list for your S.O. or shopping for yourself to dull the pain of your continued existence, these are your best bets this Valentine's Day:
So much beauty. You need this much beauty in your life, girl. Giclee Fine Art print, 'Glimpse,' $20 USD online at Etsy.
Full-size Les Paul Classic 2015 guitar, $2,279 USD and worth every motherfucking cent, online at Gibson. 
It's so beautiful I just want to put it in my mouth and swallow it. Handmade white topaz and sterling silver ring, $95 USD, online at Etsy. 
They pair with your mobile phone, tablet, computer, home theater receiver, and sense of awesome. Parrot Zik white and gold wireless bluetooth headphones, $429.95 on sale for $379.95 in store and online at Chapters Indigo.
Sweet, sweet clarks x eley kishimoto heels that remind me of Q*Bert.  $138 CAD on sale for $69.99 in-store and online at Gravity Pope. 
Happy crying!