Going Back to JC Penney

I have not shopped at JC Penney for MYSELF in years. So, when I got a JCP catalog in the mail yesterday, I was pretty skeptical. If you have been keeping up with me, I have lost 20 pounds since last year so I can fit into some Misses 16 and 18's. I only bring this up because of the following items which were in the catalog I received.
JCP is going under some changes. They will have three different kinds of pricing. Everyday pricing, month-long values, and best prices.
Everyday Pricing-no coupons, no weekend sale, red means great prices every day!
Month Long Values-The best stuff of the month on sale for the entire month. Look for the white price.
Best Prices-Mark you calenders, every first and third friday are markdowns. February 3rd and 17th-if the tag is blue-GRAB IT QUICK!
I was not paid for this public service announcement. No, really I wasn't! I just think that you guys need to know about the new pricing they will be doing. Also, the return policy is also changing. Any item, anytime, anywhere!
These items are currently in my shopping cart:
Going back to JC Penney