Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton happened to meet in a bar.
Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, “The media are really tearing you apart for that scandal.”
Hillary: “You mean my lying about Benghazi?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean my lying about coming under sniper fire in Bosnia?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the massive voter fraud?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Using an illegal private email server for top-secret classified material?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign governments?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the drones being operated in our own country essentially without the benefit of the law?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Giving $300 Million to 123 Technologies, which immediately declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Giving $500 million to our cronies in the solar-energy company, Solyndra, which promptly declared bankruptcy 3 months later and was sold to the Chinese?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean essentially arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity deals?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Turning Libya into chaos?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Leaving Ambassador Stevens to die in Benghazi?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Leaving Iraq in chaos? ”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Trashing Egyptian President Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “The joke of an Iran nuke deal? ”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean HHS Secretary Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Me, the IRS, Clapper and Holder lying to Congress?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Threats to all of Bill’s former mistresses to keep them quiet?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “I give up! Oh wait, I think I’ve got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and china when Bill left Office . . . and then had to return it?”
Trump: “THAT’S IT! I almost forgot about that one!”
H/t Shireen
~Eowyn
