“Now every girl is expected to have
Caucasian blue eyes,
full Spanish lips,
a classic button nose,
hairless Asian skin with a California tan,
a Jamaican dance hall ass,
long Swedish legs,
small Japanese feet,
the abs of a lesbian gym owner,
the hips of a nine-year-old boy,
the arms of Michelle Obama,
and doll tits.
The person closest to actually achieving this look
is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by
Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.”
- Tina Fey, Bossypants
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