For That "hand Talker" That Has Everything...

I come from a long line of hand talkers. Its kind of an inside joke in my family. If you hold my hands down I have a hard time finishing a sentence, really.  So my sister sent me this and I have to say its seriously the funniest, most rediculous thing I have ever seen. It could be the new Snuggie...
What is it you ask? Why its a wine stem glass holder from Amazon! But the product description is my favorite part...
"If you talk with your hands a lot, you will never have to worry about soaking your date or fellow party guest again. This silicone sling leaves your hands free for all kinds of gestures and activities. Only holder."

Hold you wine stem glass without your hand

Very useful for party  

Finally! I can achive my life long goal, triple fisting! Better hurry though, there are only 10 left in stock.