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First Lady of Itchy Crotch

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

Not only do we have a president who picks his nose in public:

Obama picks nose

We also have a First Lady of Snot (click here for video of snot dribbling from Mooch’s nose).

First Lady of Snot

But wait! It gets better!

Not only is Mooch a First Lady of Snot, she is also a First Lady of Itchy Crotch.

Here she is in Jakarta, Indonesia on Nov. 10, 2010, scratching her itchy crotch. Watch her creeping right hand. LOL

U.S. President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama are shown around by Grand Imam Ali Mustafa Yaqub at the Istiqlal Mosque in Jakarta

Here she is in Dallas, Texas, on April 24, 2013, still scratching her itchy crotch.

Mooch scratches crotchDallas

Makes you so proud to be an American, doesn’t it?

Photo sources: Barack OvomitCripes SuzetteMichelle Obama’s Mirror

H/t our Sig94′s blog It Don’t Make Sense


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