First Lady of Itchy Crotch

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

Not only do we have a president who picks his nose in public:

We also have a First Lady of Snot (click here for video of snot dribbling from Mooch’s nose).

But wait! It gets better!

Not only is Mooch a First Lady of Snot, she is also a First Lady of Itchy Crotch.

Here she is in Jakarta, Indonesia on Nov. 10, 2010, scratching her itchy crotch. Watch her creeping right hand. LOL

Here she is in Dallas, Texas, on April 24, 2013, still scratching her itchy crotch.

Makes you so proud to be an American, doesn’t it?

H/t our Sig94′s blog It Don’t Make Sense

~Eowyn

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