First Grade Fashion Consultant

Overheard at our house...
Brunette Twin:  "Mom, today is the end-of-the-year program.  What are you wearing?"
Mom:  "I don't know.  I haven't thought about it,  Why?"
Brunette Twin:  "Well, would you wear something nice?  When you come to school, you're always wearing jeans."
Mom:  "The last time I was at your school, I volunteered for Olympics Day.  I spent the morning keeping kids from falling in the obstacle course.  What did you think I'd wear?"
Brunette Twin:  "Well, you could have worn a cute skort like I wore.  Maybe with tights and gym shoes?"
Mom:  "Not likely.  I'll wear something nice to your end-of-the-year program."
Brunette Twin:  "A skirt, please, and some cute sandals."
Mom:  "I'll wear a skirt.  I won't commit to sandals until I see how warm it will be."
Brunette Twin:  "Okay, I'll take that deal."